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	<title>intre-lacuri.NET</title>
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	<description>O altfel de perspectiva a vietii</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bere</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/07/03/bere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se intilnesc reprezentantii fabricilor de bere Becks, Heineken, Carlsberg si Guiness. Fiecare comanda o bere. Cel de la Becks o bere Becks, cel de la Heineken o bere Heineken, cel de la Carlsberg o bere Carlsberg, iar cel de la Guiness, spre uimirea celorlalti, cere o Coca-Cola. Cei trei intreaba nedumeriti: - Tu nu bei [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Loto</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/06/27/loto/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un angajat intra in biroul sefului, smulge cablul telefonului din  perete, ii arunca laptopul pe jos si-l calca in picioare, ii toarna  cafeaua pe cap si da sa-l bata, cand colegii din birou striga:  &#8220;Opreste-te Ghita, am glumit, nu ai castigat la loto&#8230;&#8221;
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		<title>In sala de judecata</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/18/in-sala-de-judecata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Într-un mic orăşel din SUA avocatul acuzării cheamă primul martor. O băbuţă simpatică, şi, văzând-o cam emoţionată, începe cu o întrebare de complezenţă:
- D-na Jones, spuneţi-mi dacă mă cunoaşteţi ?
- Dacă te cunosc? Dar bineînţeles că te cunosc,domnule Williams! Te ştiu de când erai un băieţel! Dar ai fost o mare dezamăgire pentru mine&#8230;Minţi, manipulezi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Acord sexual</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/17/acord-sexual/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dupa nunta, tinara si proaspata nevasta ii spune sotului:
- Uite cum o sa facem pe plan sexual de acum inainte: Daca seara cand vii acasa si vezi ca imi este parul ordonat atunci nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine, daca parul imi este putin dezordonat atunci poate vreau sau poate nu vreau sa fac [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atentat romanesc</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/16/atentat-romanesc/</link>
		<comments>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/16/atentat-romanesc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cica in Manastur in fata unui bloc cu 10 etaje, un taran cosea linistit iarba ..hrrrsssht .. hrrrsssht ..
Deodata apare in zbor un deltaplan, care purtat de o pala de vand se izbeste de bloc pe la etajul 6-7 si se prabuseste in fata taranului.
Taranul : &#8220;Tara de cacat , atentate de cacat !
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		<title>Cel mai bun parinte</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/15/cel-mai-bun-parinte/</link>
		<comments>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/15/cel-mai-bun-parinte/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dialog la gradinita&#8230;
- Taticul meu este mai bun decat al tau!
- Nu-i adevarat!
- Mama mea e mai buna decat a ta!
- Asta se poate. Asa spune si tata
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		<title>Intrebare in autobuz</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2008/01/15/intrebare-in-autobuz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebiuta</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip in autobuz il intreaba pe un calator:
- Te dai la prima?
La care calatorul raspunde:
- Sincer, m-as da la toate!
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		<title>Captura la copca</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2007/12/12/217/</link>
		<comments>http://intre-lacuri.net/2007/12/12/217/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebiuta</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Pesti si pescari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru ca tot vine iarna, m-am gandit sa pun si un filmulet cu ce se poate prinde la copca.Nu pe lacul nostru, din pacate.  De remarcat, ca la asa o captura, pescarul a eliberat pestele. Putini aplica conceptul catch &#38; release.







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		<title>Despre Chuck Norris</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2007/12/10/despre-chuck-norris/</link>
		<comments>http://intre-lacuri.net/2007/12/10/despre-chuck-norris/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sebiuta</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Despre Chuck Norris , legenda sau adevar ?
&#160;
* s-a nascut intr-o cabana construita de el
* poate sa aplaude cu o singura mana
* poate sa dea foc la furnici cu lupa. NOAPTEA!!
* a lovit odata un cal in barba..descendentzii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe
* a inchitzit odata un borcan de somnifere. l-au facut sa clipeasca
* [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rabdare de educatoare</title>
		<link>http://intre-lacuri.net/2007/11/26/rabdare-de-educatoare/</link>
		<comments>http://intre-lacuri.net/2007/11/26/rabdare-de-educatoare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un copil, la gradinita, incearca sa isi incalte cizmulitele. Pentru ca nu se descurca, a cerut ajutorul educatoarei. Cu tot trasul si impinsul, cizmulitele nu voiau nicidecum sa intre. Pana cand a reusit totusi sa il incalte, educatoarei i-au aparut broboane de transpiratie pe frunte. De aceea aproape ca i-au dat lacrimile cand copilul i-a [...]]]></description>
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